I'm afraid of heights. Terrified, actually. When I get up too high, I've been known to freeze and need help getting down. I don't know why I am so afraid when I love roller coasters and going fast and being upside down. Roller coasters are often high, and that doesn't bother me a bit. Maybe it's the fact I have a floor under me that makes it OK. But when my feet don't have a floor under them or if my feet can misstep, then I'm usually a mess when it comes to heights.
That mess transfers to others when they are up high. Add that to my tendency to be a worry wart - it's genetic and I can't do anything about it, honest - and I can be a nervous, shaking lump of uselessness if someone I love is in a high place. It doesn't help any that Garden Man is somewhat of a daredevil who routinely gets up on the roof and seems to delight in scaring me out of my wits.
A week or so ago, he tackled some of the trees down in the swale. Years ago, it was a grass lined open drainage ditch to handle stormwater. The original owners of the house lined their side with silver maples and a few other trees, planted in a perfect, soldierly row. The neighbors on the other side did the same thing with white pines. Over the years, the ditch became more and more shaded and all the grass died. Now, it's just dirt and leaf mold, which make an ideal growing medium for anything that can tolerate low light. Over the years a number of trees have volunteered on the sides of the swale and in the bottom. They are mostly box elder with a few wild cherries and a couple of willows thrown in. The ones on the sides of the swale lean pretty steeply, and the ones in the bottom have obstructed the water flow and created islands.
We've slowly cleaned up the sides of the swale, but we hadn't tackled any of the trees until last week. He got the easy ones first - the ones he could drop across the swale without hitting anything. But there was one big box elder which was hanging right over the neighbor's shed, and it was a big box elder that was as crooked as a witch's nose. He left that one, and I said I'd call the tree service to come take it down. Now, if I haven't mentioned before, Garden Man is somewhat tightfisted with his money. I love him for it, really I do, but I don't think it's an endearing trait when his tightfistedness causes him to risk his neck like he did over the weekend.
Garden Man and Garden Punk had disappeared. I was doing some cleaning inside the house and began to wonder where they were. I looked around the house, but I didn't find them. When I looked out into the back yard, my heart jumped right into my throat. I found myself transfixed by the back door, horrified by what I saw but unable to tear myself away. The camera was on the table, so I took a photo. Just looking at it makes my stomach almost turn over.
What was he doing? Working on that darn box elder. That's Garden Punk's head and shoulders - he's standing in the swale. And that crazy Garden Man is waaaaaaayyyyyyy up there past the ladder, up in the tree.
I'm happy to report he made it down safely. He trimmed the tree up a bit, but it was too tall for him to remove the top without endangering himself more than he was willing to accept. Thank goodness he has some sense! Did he enjoy teasing me about my fears as I watched? He did. Did he say he was going back up in that tree once he had someone to help? He did. Am I calling the tree service before he can do that? I AM.